One of my favourite things is Batman. Batman dresses up like a bat. He lives in a cave. He drives a Bat Mobile, has a friend called Robin who helps him fight baddies. He also talks to a man called the conditioner who looks a lot like Grandad Plunkett.


I think he’s called the conditioner because his hair is really clean and nice and white. Anyway, Batman and Robin fight crime with Pows and Biffs,  they climb up walls and make the baddies go to prison. When I grow up, I want to be Batman.

The Batman music is really good and I sing along to it der-ner-ner-ner-n-n-ner-der-ner-ner-ner-BATMAN! It’s very exciting.

Betty’s son Steven has a Batman comic, I saw it when I went there but Steven was a bit unkind to me. For my Birthday I would like a toy Bat mobile and maybe the helicopter with batwings on the top.